April 2011
140 posts
LOVE CONQUERS ADVERSITY
Bea: Can't I just
Bea: Be two people sometimes
Marelo: No! I am dating ONE PERSON.
Marelo: Stop trying to force me into polygamy!
Marelo: YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE
Marelo: IT'S EITHER BEING MULTIPLE PEOPLE OR BEING WITH ME
Marelo: NOTHING INBETWEEN
Bea: ;;;;;;
Bea: I CHOOSE YOU
Marelo: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Marelo: I LOVE YOU
Marelo: I'M SORRY WE HAD TO GO THROUGH THIS
Bea: ABLOO ABLOO
Welp
beesmygod:
marelo:
ASSIMILATE
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
NEVER
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO MAKE THIS RIGHT
Welp
Just found out Bea is a hivemind. I’m a pretty open guy, but you know, having a singular identity is pretty much a requirement for me.
SO WE BROKE UP
AND THEY DIDN’T CRY FROM EVEN ONE DUCT
Bridgeport's Problem Central: Why I don't like you... →
bridgeportcat:
I don’t like the term fag. I really, really don’t, and while I could go into the philosphical and anthropological reasons why you shouldn’t use it as an insult, I’ll go the PERSONAL STORY route because I think it’s more important to put this into something people might be able to relate to and oh…
March 2011
160 posts
How fucked is your hearing? →
kitein:
blunttheking:
mental12:
kenneridan:
heard all the way up to 22kHZ but it was really really faint
Stopped hearing at 20kHZ, but even though I couldn’t hear the sound, my ears still felt the pain at 22kHZ
could not hear 17kHZ
but i already knew my ears were broken so it’s okay
wait are you serious I couldn’t even hear 15kHZ
shiiiit
18kHZ.
Animal rights activists threatening to intimidate... →
The vivisection complex must be dismantled and we will realize this objective only through mass concerted efforts that abandon staid and ineffective traditional tactics (lobbying, educating, debating, etc) to instead pursue abolition by any means necessary and put the vivisection industry and Big Pharma under the knife. Each and every avenue through which we may gain a foothold needs to be...
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hellaciousbrother:
marelo:
hellaciousbrother:
marelo:
kitein:
honeydipper:
rocknrollsweethart:
how do i know you’re not the cluster of red triangles that was pretending to be me???
GOOGLE IT I GUESS
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hellaciousbrother:
marelo:
kitein:
honeydipper:
rocknrollsweethart:
wait you mean that the white circle DIDN’T actually want to hurt me
No, HellaBro, it just wanted a hug.
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kitein:
honeydipper:
rocknrollsweethart:
It “works” because the results are usually things people think about themselves anyway, regardless of how they answer the test.
I took it, and among the results are things that I used to like to think about myself, but aren’t actually true. Plus, several of the things in the “diagnoses” all of you received felt like...
Got sixteen minutes to spare? →
Listen to this cool song about Russia kicking Napoleonic France’s ass in a battle.
hellaciousbrother asked: ryan i give up i forgot what i was even going to ask
so what would be your biggest regret relationship-wise?
so what would be your biggest regret relationship-wise?
Anonymous asked: have you ever had orgams troubles~
Even Newt Gingrich A Little Depressed By Prospect... →
While Gingrich maintained that he does indeed want to win the presidency, he said that actually deciding to form a presidential exploratory committee and working on a campaign strategy for the election of Newt Gingrich made him slightly sick to his stomach.
…
Mark Kebler, campaign strategist and loyal aide to Gingrich for the past 20 years, strongly agreed that a Newt Gingrich...
notasenator asked: Oh yeah, it's totally not safe for work.
I, uh, probably should have mentioned that first.
I, uh, probably should have mentioned that first.
drewmaggard-deactivated20110827 asked: tmi tueday at work seems like a bad idea
notasenator asked: Midwest Teen Sex Show is a really good web series. It's funny and has good info.
Anyways, about fetishes:
http://www.koldcast.tv/video/fetishes
Anyways, about fetishes:
http://www.koldcast.tv/video/fetishes
drewmaggard-deactivated20110827 asked: okay then just tell me what fetish you would be okay with doing and what you wouldn't!
i mean come on this is tmi tuedsay not sophist saturday
do not start sophist saturday marelo that is not cool
i mean come on this is tmi tuedsay not sophist saturday
do not start sophist saturday marelo that is not cool
drewmaggard-deactivated20110827 asked: i mean weirdest as in "it's not something you consider sexual at all." like if someone said "hey let's have sex surrounded by these plants that gets me hot' that would be very weird if you ask me!
drewmaggard-deactivated20110827 asked: what's the weirdest fetish you would be okay with your SO asking you to do for them? at what point would you say "no sorry sweetie, just can't do it too weird for my blood"?
Gingrich fears 'atheist country ... dominated by... →
“I have two grandchildren: Maggie is 11; Robert is 9,” Gingrich said at Cornerstone Church here. “I am convinced that if we do not decisively win the struggle over the nature of America, by the time they’re my age they will be in a secular atheist country, potentially one dominated by radical Islamists and with no understanding of what it once meant to be an...
hellaciousbrother asked: that's not fair!!! i have to wait until someone else asks anonymously (or do i) so that my questions can be hidden in the realm of REASONABLE DOUBT
hellaciousbrother asked: but you don't allow anonymous questions!!
beesmygod asked: are you sexually attracted to robots
Come on 39 followers!
IT IS TMI TUESDAY
COME AT ME
This happened on my relative's Facebook.
Relative:
I always wanted to [homeschool my children] but never felt qualified. If this is the standard, I might just be ok.
Friend of relative:
Trust me, it doesnt take much qualification to do what they do! :)
Another friend of relative:
If you are a good mom…you can be a great homeschool mom :). I don’t feel I do a good job 1/2 the time but I wouldn’t change it...
Children Draw Lovecraft Monsters →
Glorious.
What... What is this? →
tellthestory:
bosscrab:
marelo:
Can anyone tell me?
a protective case thing for a phone I guess??
cute though!
It’s a cell phone screen cleaner, the other side has a soft material to wipe streaks and oil off your screen of your phone clean ouob
How do you know these things? WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?!
Also that sounds pretty useful actually.
chickensnack:
So I guess my mom stole a Demitri Martin joke???? WAY TO GO MOM.
Your mom is a HACK COMEDIAN AND CAN’T EVEN COME UP WITH HER OWN MATERIAL
What... What is this? →
bosscrab:
marelo:
Can anyone tell me?
a protective case thing for a phone I guess??
cute though!
I just… the title is “Toasted Bear Face Bread Handphone Strap” and my brain just doesn’t know what to do with that.
What... What is this? →
Can anyone tell me?
Neopets Adventure Time
One Sunday afternoon, at the age of eleven, I was supremely bored and sitting in front of a computer. I had the cursor blinking up in the url box of my browser, just reaching for anything interesting to plug in there and see. Remarkably, I did not type “boobs.” That time. Instead, from some dark corner of my mind, emerged a word I had no idea even existed: “Neopets.”
...
Seriously Considering Goofing Off with Neopets...
Otherwise known as, “What has happened to me?”
look what i found in my laundry basket
hellaciousbrother:
3 wolf moon
of fate
EMBRACE NATURE ADAM
haggady:
>Throw flashlight at wall, revealing secret compartment.
That might be a good idea if you were a spunky mystery solving sassmonger spending the night in a haunted mansion or something. But no, this is certainly a regular boring ol movie theater which has never had any ghosts, spooks or specters, and you don’t want to break your light source.
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Peek into that there...
Bioware tells "Straight Male Gamer" to get over it →
lunajile:
Wow, I have a new respect for BioWare after reading this.
boo hoo i am a straight male gamer why won’t anyone in the gaming industry validate my interests
I am starting a forum adventure
haggady:
I’m not sure if I drew these wrists correctly but OH WELL it looks okay I think
It is a dark and stormy night.
You work in a movie theater. You love Monday mornings and dread Friday nights. The lights just went out after a spooky lightning strike. It seems like the building has lost power. You have a flashlight with a bad battery. Your manager wants you to go down to...
