Key and Peele
Where have you been all my life?
Agamemnon: The Poopiest Misogynist
My future thesis, fellow humans.
Black and White 2 are coming out this fall instead of spring like I expected. Why, thank you, Nintendo. Thank you.
haggady replied to your post: I would love to see Obama destroy these guys in a debate but debates these days are so constricted and choreographed… I can only hope that the Republicans continue to burn themselves on issues like contraception You and me both.
haggady asked: My parents in 2000 thought that Bush was on an unbelievable level of ungraceful boorishness. There's a slippery slope to thinking "it can't possibly get worse than this!" You get acclimated, and then when they take the idiocy to the next level you think hah! this is so ridiculous and absurd and transparently clownish, no one will take it seriously this time. But somehow it does...
haggady asked: I would love to see Obama destroy these guys in a debate but debates these days are so constricted and choreographed...
Anonymous asked: Hey are you as freaked out as I am that Rick Santorum is becoming a more and more popular nominee? There is no chance Obama could lose to him, right? Right?
haggady asked: assuming that the world economy hasn't collapsed and retirement is still a thing that exists in a few decades - when you retire, there's no excuse not to spend the first day of retirement marathoning Arrested Development
Neil Gaiman: On Writing. (A bit long. Sorry.) →
neil-gaiman: I got up this morning, and read the thirty or so questions that people had left in the last 8 hours. And apart from the few that wanted to tell me that, honestly, there’s nothing in the whole world like a photo of a gentleman holding a small yellow chainsaw, most of the rest of them were writing… Yessss this post is amazing.
In Beszel it was a quiet area, but the streets were crowded with those...– The City & the City by China Miéville Read this dang book you dorks.
good headline →
i just coughed up a whole mouthful of water i give up on today i’m done see you tomorrow everyone, hopefully it won’t be terrible
sudden realization that the things upsetting me...
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck fuck edit: no it isn’t you it’s nobody on tumblr
I don't know why I bother playing L4D2 with people...
They don’t talk, they just get high and dick around. Totally uncooperative, ignoring basic elements of the game like medkits. So it’s just… silent losing, all night. Like I’m okay with dicking around if it’s fun but the whole silence and making singularly stupid decisions things kinda kill that.
Transferring Pokemon from SoulSilver to White is...
They make you play this dumb minigame to do it, and it’s like, why? Just… transfer them. No bullshit, Gamefreak. I know you have the ability to allow this. But hey, at least this time around you don’t have to wait 24 hours for every six Pokemon you transfer. That was excruciating.
2012 is going to also be a good year for games.
ME3, Borderlands 2, a 3DS library that isn’t barren… I’m excited.
hellaciousbrother replied to your post: Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Woahhhhhh Oh, you can get an Arceus through Global Link by the way! The promotion ends May 1st.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Pokemon Black 2 and White 2? Not Grey? Curve ball, Gamefreak. June 2012, by the way.
deathsbuddy replied to your video: Mika, never stop being amazing. wh Ssssshhhh nobody will believe you.
Apparently I have a decent-sized scar on my neck...
That’s odd. You’d think I would have noticed an injury like that.
Why does Clients from Hell post everything twice,...
I can’t think of an explanation for this.
kitein: Read More I’m saying that I don’t think violence is an acceptable response when there are diplomatic, non-violent alternatives available. At all. There is no situation where I think violence is okay in addition to diplomacy and non-violent activism. Sure, there exist problems for which violence is the only solution. Self-defense, for example, or certain situations in...
I get it, you’re delicious. I have had you and can verify this. But your media blitz, if it were an odor, would be best described as pungent. Back off a little, you know? Give your eating public some space to breathe. Respect your relationship with us enough to trust that we can view non-Wheatthins-related materials and still think of you on occasions which call for snacks. I’m...
vondell-swain: getting mad tabout tumblr’s new anti-self-harm-promotion policy on the grounds that it interferes with “free speech” is like walking into somebody’s private business and getting mad when they tell you they don’t want you to shoot guns inside the building
hellaciousbrother replied to your photo: I was also in a car with a 666 license plate while… pffff come back when there are six hundred and sixty six cars near each other with 666 plates I should like park them all in a devil face arrangement and call it an art exhibition
kitein: marelo replied to your photo: wow Can you link the original thread? I kinda want to check this out and get the whole story. here ya go http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/18134946233/facebook-thread-of-the-year-of-the-day-a-girl oh looks like the whole incident was a prank or something Something about it seemed a little disingenuous as I read. The dialogue didn’t sound real, I...
Well, Terraria is no longer going to be developed.
That kinda sucks. They’re giving it one more bug fix and then walking away. It’s a great game as it is but it’s a little aggravating after all their talk of features they wanted to implement in future updates.
kitein: marelo: kitein: marelo: kitein: I want to talk about the basic principle that science and academia is based on and my reaction to it being challenged Read More Read More Read More Read More Read More True! You certainly can make that argument. But at that point, you’ve reached something that can’t be verified in any way, which, in material terms, means...
kitein: marelo: kitein: I want to talk about the basic principle that science and academia is based on and my reaction to it being challenged Read More Read More Read More Thank you! In terms of effort, it’s often almost like shifting something into gear. There are times when I can’t just jump into writing something, and my solution is to just sit and force words out...
kitein: I want to talk about the basic principle that science and academia is based on and my reaction to it being challenged Read More When you get right down to it, there has to be some kind of first principle, some axiomatic statement held to be true without prior justification. That’s just a basic necessity, else you find yourself with “turtles all the way down,” a...
haggady replied to your post: Adventures in Pleasant Social Interactions OR Why Not the Barista? somewhat tangential point, this is why pick up artists are so repulsive, and why so called Nice Guys are creepy and desperate, because they want to treat relationships like a game or process that can be controlled to get the desired results Yes, that’s definitely a factor. They put the...
Adventures in Pleasant Social Interactions OR Why...
So this girl comes in to my office pretty frequently to print off school notes and stuff like that. She’s not really allowed to do so, because our computers are just for advising purposes, but I let her do it anyway because she’s nice and also cute. (Behold corruption in bureaucracy.) We’ve had a few conversations, shared some jokes, but recently she’s been asking more...
I've decided that I'm going to have a good day.
Step off, bad day things.
Speaking of Rick Santorum... →
That link just popped up on my Facebook feed and I had a hearty chuckle.
Anonymous asked: How many santorums should be elected to office
haggady asked: ugh, the online comments for a college newspaper are always the worst.
Marelo: Let's make a benevolent dictatorship, you and me.
Marelo: With only one law, executed at our discretion.
Marelo: "No dickheads allowed."
HellaBro: is a dictatorship ever benevolent for more than a few years???
Marelo: That will work perfectly.
Marelo: No you don't understand it will be benevolent because we're special.
HellaBro: oh yes, i see
HellaBro: those other guys weren't us
Marelo: A critical failure of usness.
I just used Chicago-style endnotes in an MLA...