May 2012
50 posts
“And if a woman should say she doesn’t want to have children at all, the world is...”
– Caitlin Moran, “How to Be a Woman” (via Buffy Plays With Demons)
Interestingly, I’ve also seen guys subjected to this same kind of attitude (in the context of having been married for a while, at least). And I mean specifically an attitude dismissing the idea that they might have made a...
chopperhugs replied to your post: Just read an article on Cracked about plagiarized songs.
oh God i hated that one. “it uses the same chord progressions as jazz! he stole it!” it’s an homage, genius, and it’s happened in music for millenia
SERIOUSLY
Also, the last episode of EIAR is out! I just noticed.
You and ALL OTHER PEOPLE should watch it. And the rest of the series if you haven’t.
Just read an article on Cracked about plagiarized...
The whole time I just wanted to link them to Everything Is a Remix.
LIFE - THE GAME AS IT IS PLAYED
Life is always confusing and messy. The rules keep shifting, disappearing, reemerging. The players enter and leave unpredictably. Alliances and enmities are forged and broken almost whimsically.
The only way to really play this silly, ludicrous game, rather than pretend to play it while really just avoiding all the confusion and pain, is to get fuckin’ dirty. Get right in the mud. ...
Wow, rampant homophobia on Cracked today. →
“No one would find this ad appealing because GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX right guys?”
Yo, pre-order This Book is Full of Spiders! →
It’s gonna be such an excellent book, but people can’t buy it if they don’t know about it. Pre-orders help drive the whole “people knowing about it” thing.
Click the link for more info.
Tried reading Seanbaby's newest article, having...
While psychology and elementary education majors are searching for their panties in a fraternity sleeping porch…
haggady replied to your post: have you been watching Awake? it’s a shame that it won’t get a second season, it’s a really human centered show
sounds exciting! how does the new job compare to the old
Well, it’s more specifically the same job at a new place which is much busier and more complicated than the previous venue.
And, to be clear, it’s also my second job, not my primary job!
...
haggady asked: have you been watching Awake? it's a shame that it won't get a second season, it's a really human centered show
Got my blood work back from the student health...
I have pretty good blood, it turns out.
Like, top notch. Premium.
This is the best SCP I've ever read. →
The thematic whiplash is just fantastic.
bluuuuhhhhhh
who’s idea was it to have work shifts exist at four in the morning
who
i want to break them
ghost-like asked: "Empoleon"
ghost-like asked: Has anyone ever told you that if you were a Pokémon starter, you'd be Piplup?
This is why the Hulk is my favorite Marvel hero:
Whether I like a character has two possible vectors: Actually meaningful portrayals of the human condition, and sheer badassery.
The successfully focused application of his overwhelming power versus him destroying everything around him is a matter of how well he deals with his anger. See, the anger came first. The Hulk is just a superpowered extension of what Banner was already like.
So...
Holy crap Rango is a good movie.
Why didn’t anyone tell me?!
Just got my blood drawn for the first time.
Lab work~
Checkin’ for anemia and other such things. Vitamin deficiencies. Wooooo.
Also, I got really lightheaded when all that blood done left my system.
Apparently I don’t eat nearly as well as I thought, and I never thought I ate all that well to begin with.
All of this because my lips won’t stop crackin’.
kerez (sKrilleX remixxx 2012)(ultimate filth):... →
sardonicpuppeteer:
Let’s talk about why you are Absolutely Not Helping The Situation At All when you reblog/otherwise call attention to Tumblr users who are threatening to kill themselves.
This time it requires we pretend that they are genuinely going to attempt suicide rather than just…
“So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for...”
– STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
Prank Idea
Change the system font on someone’s computer to Comic Sans.
Works best on graphic design students. Easiest to do on Windows.
Gotta try this sometime.
So I saw Avengers last night.
It was fantastic and I want to go see it again.
"I enjoy praise."
LMFAO
Bolin for President
Letter to a Person Living with Depression
Dear person living with depression,
Hello! This is addressed to you, and not by mistake. I may not know your name, and, if I don’t already, I probably never will. Nevertheless, this is addressed to you, because you matter. Here is what I have to say to you:
There will be days when it feels like the world just wants you to give up and disappear. It’ll feel like the world is...
Explaining Cthulhu to someone who has never...
Like so fun.
““Do you prefer a book that makes you laugh or makes you cry? One that teaches...”
– I answer questions in the New York Times Sunday Book Review (via neil-gaiman)
Cracked, this is the second time you've mentioned...
Kinda weirdin’ me out.
Why I Represent Myself as Napoleon: The Post
Okay so back when I was actually active on MSPAF, toward the beginning, there was the whole cookie factory joke/award system, right? And me pretending to be obsessed with cookies in general? Yeah!
And I also was and continue to be a huge fan of Kate Beaton!
So either I or someone else (don’t remember) made the obvious connection between me and Beaton’s Napoleon:
That last panel...
kerezteny replied to your post: Just had to explain to someone why I like Napoleon so much.
is it cause he only slept 4 hours
Hahaha, no, I’d never actually made that connection before!
I’ll write up a post about it in a bit.
Just had to explain to someone why I like Napoleon...
What a strange journey my visual identity has taken.
waterbotttles replied to your post: Really, Sony?
Wait, Smash Bros wasn’t even the first cross over fighter. They are similar, yes, but there are tons of crossover fighters.
It’s not “cross over fighter” that bothers me so much as it’s “Smash Bros. aesthetic the whole way down.”
Really, Sony?
“Yeah let’s get in on that Smash Bros. shit. We can do that, right? They won’t notice.”
Only U.S. Netflix Customers Will Get Arrested... →
That’s sad. I’m sad about this.
thebluthcompany:
Steve Swasey, vice-president of CorporateCommunicationsat Netflix, told National Post that “the return of Arrested Development exclusively on Netflix will be in the US only.” Those living outside the US will have to wait for the eventual DVD.
Cue George Michael’s sad Charlie Brown walk.
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